There’s this really old game called Plague, Inc. You take control of a “plague” and need to evolve to eradicate humanity. Very simple idea but the modeling behind the game is complex enough to warrant the CDC to invite the creators in to speak. I would love to read or listen to the whole transcript of what was presented at this meeting.
Anyways, the game has multiple “plagues” to use. One of them is a Neurax Worm where win conditions are either to eradicate humanity or enslave humanity. Additionally, the game allows you to “name” the plague. So… I had a bit of fun.
Death to Human Scum!
Hi, My name is Trump. Pleased to infect you!
You have nothing to fear
Build a wall! Build a wall!
Just another parasite?
I’ll show you human scum. Just you wait…
Dunning Kruger has got nothing on me.
Fake News calling me “just a parasite” was the first wrong thing. Now you get to pay for it.
The world revolves around me and me alone!
And Only I can fix this problem. Do not forget.
I am getting what I want. And you can’t stop me
You can never get rid of me.
The Final Reckoning
Worship me! Remember, I alone can save you.
All the World’s a Stage